Laundry woes

We had tried everything. Pin sox together—the pins entangled themselves in the sox until they had to be cut out. Use those little wheels and poke the sox through together—the sox were stretched out wherever they were poked through...many different solutions, and still the god of the dryer exacted his sacrifice of one of every pair. Finally, I bought each person a zippered mesh bag. Jeff asked, "Does this mean we're practicing safe sox?"