A woman with nine children under the age of 11 flew across the ocean to visit her military husband overseas. When she arrived, customs infuriatingly went through each bag. "Are all these children yours?" "Yes." "Are all these bags yours?" "Yes." "Do you have any contraband, weapons, or illegal drugs in these bags?" "I...f I did, don't you think I'd have already used them?!?"
In 1814, 12-year-old Karl Witte of Austria became a doctor of philosophy at the University of Giessen in Germany. He spoke five languages, and luckily never had to listen to all the incessant Doogie Howser jokes.
Ways that Jesus was like a woman: 1. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of guys who just didn't get it. 2. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 3. Even after He died, He had to get up because there was work to do.
It's amazing how much better you can see your computer screen once you clean off all the little tiny fingerprints and smears and jelly and unidentified goo and fuzz and....gross! What WAS that?
Barbie shoes hurt when you step on them first thing in the morning.
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