"Hannah just told me, "Daddy's almost 100." I said, "No, he's not. He's only 43." She giggled and said, "Oh. I thought he was in his 80's.""
"Hannah's joke of the day: "What did the 0 say to the 8? 'Nice belt!'""
"So I'm putting Hannah to bed and we are reading a Bible story and talking about Heaven. She asks me, "So when IS Jesus coming back, anyway?" And I said, "Well, Hannah, no one knows. Not even the Bible tells us." And she goes, "Can you google it?" :D"
Hannah and Sarah were playing at the table. Hannah says, "Sarah, would you like a spot of tea? (In a British accent)." Sarah says, "Why, thank you, your HARNESS!" A true horsie girl from birth. :D
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